ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
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He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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