are you still at the devil's house?
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
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I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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