The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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