i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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