Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
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It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
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High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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