would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
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officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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