doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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