I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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