your room smells of hookers.
And success
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
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we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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