I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Randomize
