Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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