apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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