the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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