but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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