this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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