with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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