Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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