Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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