what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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