We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
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If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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