took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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