I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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