oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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