i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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