I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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