he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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