this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
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His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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