some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
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Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
He has the fingertips of a God
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