you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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