after a month anything with tits is on the radar
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
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She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
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On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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