I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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