Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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