HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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