Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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