thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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