If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
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I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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