You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
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Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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