what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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