this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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