Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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