some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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