Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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