Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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