Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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