You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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