Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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