His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Will exercising make me less horny?
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