Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
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Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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