it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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