No stitches, just platelets and will power
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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