I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
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I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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