Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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