Say something about gay babies.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
there was a trapeze. enough said
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
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Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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