oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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