you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
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I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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